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Here is the first pic of our new niece/cousin Kaydia Avril Mary Heather Moon born today 16-01-12

Congrats to Uncle Matt & Aunty Bec and big brother Raithe :)

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Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:02:00 -0800 Practice Being Like a Child by Jim Rohn http://www.noblejoker.com/practice-being-like-a-child-by-jim-rohn http://www.noblejoker.com/practice-being-like-a-child-by-jim-rohn

Remember the master teacher said 2000 years ago, “Unless you can become like little children, your chances are zero, you haven’t got a prayer.” A major consideration for adults.
Be like children and remember there are four ways to be more like a child no matter how old you get -

Curiosity - Be curious. Childish curiosity. Learn to be curious like a child. What will kids do if they want to know something bad enough? You’re right. They will bug you. Kids can ask a million questions. You think they’re through. They’ve got another million. They will keep plaguing you. They can drive you right to the brink.

Also kids use their curiosity to learn. Have you ever noticed that while adults are stepping on ants, children are studying them? A child’s curiosity is what helps them to reach, learn and grow.

Excitement - Learn to get excited like a child. There is nothing that has more magic than childish excitement. So excited you hate to go to bed at night. Can’t wait to get up in the morning. So excited that you’re about to explode. How can anyone resist that kind of childish magic? Now, once in awhile I meet someone who says, “Well, I’m a little too mature for all that childish excitement.”  Isn’t that pitiful? You’ve got to weep for these kinds of people. All I’ve got to say is, “If you’re too old to get excited, you’re old.” Don’t get that old.
   
Faith - Faith like a child. Faith is childish. How else would you describe it? Some people say, “Let’s be adult about it.” Oh no. No. Adults too often have a tendency to be overly skeptical. Some adults even have a tendency to be cynical. Adults say, “Yeah. I’ve heard that old positive line before. It will be a long day in June before I fall for that positive line. You’ve got to prove to me it’s any good.” See, that’s adult, but kids aren’t that way. Kids think you can get anything. They are really funny. You tell kids, “We’re going to have three swimming pools.” And they say, “Yeah. Three. One each. Stay out of my swimming pool.” See, they start dividing them up right away, but adults are not like that. Adults say, “Three swimming pools? You’re out of your mind. Most people don’t even have one swimming pool. You’ll be lucky to get a tub in the back yard.” You notice the difference? No wonder the master teacher said, “Unless you can become like little children, your chances, they’re skinny.”

Trust - Trust is a childish virtue, but it has great merit. Have you heard the expression “sleep like a baby”? That’s it. Childish trust. After you’ve gotten an A+ for the day, leave it in somebody else’s hands.

Curiosity, excitement, faith and trust. Wow, what a powerful combination to bring (back) into our lives.

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Sun, 30 Oct 2011 01:36:17 -0700 Happy Birthday http://www.noblejoker.com/happy-birthday http://www.noblejoker.com/happy-birthday

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Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:23:36 -0700 Isaac Quiet Achievers Award presented today http://www.noblejoker.com/isaac-quiet-achievers-award-presented-today http://www.noblejoker.com/isaac-quiet-achievers-award-presented-today

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Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:57:00 -0700 Wil Wheaton - words to live by http://www.noblejoker.com/wil-wheaton-words-to-live-by http://www.noblejoker.com/wil-wheaton-words-to-live-by

When you're fortunate enough to have success and love what you do, you have a choice: Be kind and grateful, or be a dick. I choose the first

When I see someone who is successful, whose work I enjoy, treat other people badly, it just makes me sick inside, and sad for them.

So I do my best to live by example, treat everyone with kindness, and never lose perspective on how lucky I am. Okay, thanks for listening.

www.twitter.com/wilw or wilwheaton.typepad.com

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Wed, 13 Jul 2011 05:27:46 -0700 Royal Wedding - Frontpage of the Local paper http://www.noblejoker.com/royal-wedding-frontpage-of-the-local-paper http://www.noblejoker.com/royal-wedding-frontpage-of-the-local-paper

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Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:54:00 -0700 School photos Kinder & Year 3 2011 http://www.noblejoker.com/school-photos-kinder-year-3-2011 http://www.noblejoker.com/school-photos-kinder-year-3-2011

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Fri, 13 May 2011 15:10:00 -0700 Universal Truths http://www.noblejoker.com/universal-truths http://www.noblejoker.com/universal-truths

A list of universal truths I blatantly copied off the internet - cause they are funny:
 
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
 
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
 
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
 
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 
7. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.
 
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
 
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
 
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
 
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
 
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
 
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.
 
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this - ever.
 
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run
away?
 
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
 
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
 
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” option.
 
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
 
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
 
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
 
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
 
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
 
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an arse from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
 
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
 
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
 
29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
 
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation I use, I always hate cyclists.

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Thu, 12 May 2011 13:58:00 -0700 AmazingSuperPowers Webcomic - Committee Meeting http://www.noblejoker.com/amazingsuperpowers-webcomic-committee-meeting http://www.noblejoker.com/amazingsuperpowers-webcomic-committee-meeting
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My life is full of committee meetings and strange questions - this comic strip is me all over :)

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Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:02:18 -0700 Hat Parade http://www.noblejoker.com/hat-parade http://www.noblejoker.com/hat-parade
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Thu, 07 Apr 2011 22:44:41 -0700 Isaac - no teeth & Easter Hat http://www.noblejoker.com/isaac-no-teeth-easter-hat http://www.noblejoker.com/isaac-no-teeth-easter-hat

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Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:12:00 -0800 The New Health Care Proposals http://www.noblejoker.com/the-new-health-care-proposals http://www.noblejoker.com/the-new-health-care-proposals

The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister Gillard’s health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

 The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

 Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

 Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were p*ssed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Canberra .

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Thu, 13 Jan 2011 01:26:45 -0800 You Am I http://www.noblejoker.com/you-am-i http://www.noblejoker.com/you-am-i

You Am I concert - waiting for the band

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Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:23:00 -0800 Not books for Children http://www.noblejoker.com/not-books-for-children http://www.noblejoker.com/not-books-for-children

Got an advertising email today trying to sell me some books

Thought the titles were funny - don't think either the Girl with the Dragon tattoo nor Keith Richards biography could be called Childrens Books!

Books

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Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:38:34 -0700 Keith Richards, James Brown and John Belushi. That's a f... on Twitpic http://www.noblejoker.com/keith-richards-james-brown-and-john-belushi-t http://www.noblejoker.com/keith-richards-james-brown-and-john-belushi-t
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Keith Richards, James Brown and John Belushi.
That's a party!

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Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:39:53 -0700 Any of you girls like a lolly? http://www.noblejoker.com/any-of-you-girls-like-a-lolly http://www.noblejoker.com/any-of-you-girls-like-a-lolly
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No salt added.
Great BURSTING flavour.
I mean, what else could a girl want?

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Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:08:33 -0700 Some Facts about the Internet - Microsoft http://www.noblejoker.com/some-facts-about-the-internet-microsoft http://www.noblejoker.com/some-facts-about-the-internet-microsoft
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Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:00:55 -0700 Chew-Bach-A http://www.noblejoker.com/chew-bach-a http://www.noblejoker.com/chew-bach-a
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Very funny and a bit geeky

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:13:48 -0700 5 Things You Must Check Before Disposing of Old Computers http://www.noblejoker.com/5-things-you-must-check-before-disposing-of-o http://www.noblejoker.com/5-things-you-must-check-before-disposing-of-o

5 Things You Must Check Before Disposing of Old Computers

by Tina on Aug. 3rd, 2010

disposing of old computersComputers are essential tools today. Software demands and hardware capability tend to grow exponentially. So if you want to stay on top of things, it’s a good idea to get a new computer every two to three years. Now what do you do when disposing of old computers?

Whatever you do, there are a few things you must check before giving away, trashing, or recycling a computer. Backing up information and securely deleting private data is one major concern. You may also be able to reuse parts or the entire computer. This article provides a quick overview of your options when it comes to disposing of old computers.

1. Backup Data

Obviously, you will want to keep a copy of your data. Here is a quick list of information you should not forget to backup:

  • Personal Files
    Pictures, Music, Movies, anything entertaining you have on your computer, don’t lose it. Same goes for any documents or files you have downloaded.
    The Best FREE Backup Software for your PC
  • Browser Data
    This includes bookmarks, saved logins & passwords, extensions, and other personal settings. It’s much easier to transfer the data than to set it all up again, don’t you agree?
    Backup & Restore Your Internet Explorer Browser Settings
    Back up your Firefox Profile with MozBackup
  • Email
    If you’re using a desktop eMail program like Thunderbird or Outlook, do backup your profile and take your conversations and your address book with you.
    5 Easy Ways To Back Up Your Microsoft Outlook Data
    Archive Your Browser & Mail Settings With MailBrowserBackup
  • Program Data
    Did you create databases, make specific settings, or save other data with any of the programs you’re using? Think of calendars, bibliography tools, image editing software, games, or music playlists. Any of that information can be backed up and transferred to your new computer. Usually, these data are saved under documents & settings or in the respective program files folder. The easiest way would be to backup these two folders entirely.
  • Fonts
    Have you downloaded and installed any additional fonts? They are likely compatible with your new computer, so save you the time of tracking them down again and just backup the fonts folder. In Windows, it’s found under C:/Windows/Fonts.

Is your computer no longer booting or is the hard drive dead? Check out the following articles:

2. Serial Numbers & Registration Keys

This point deserves special attention because losing a serial number or registration keys can actually cost you money. If you’re not sure where you stored that information, retrieve it before it’s too late:

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If you purchased software online and downloaded the installation file, rather than having it on a CD, be safe and back that up, too.

3. Wipe Private Data

If you seriously don’t want to keep your hard drive or can’t be bothered to remove it from your old computer, make sure all your private information is gone. Your data in the wrong hands could result in humiliation, financial loss, or worst of all: identity theft.

Neither deleting files, nor emptying the trash, or formatting your hard drive is enough! To be on the safe side, you must shred and overwrite your data. Follow the steps described in this article: How To Completely & Securely Erase Your Hard Drive [Windows]

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Some great suggestions on how to delete, shred, and terminally wipe your private information are also given in the replies to this question on MakeUseOf Answers: How can I clean a laptop before donating it?

4. Strip Out Useful Parts

Basically, all parts of your computer, if still functional, may be useful for you or someone else. So think twice before you trash anything. If computer parts are alien to you, read this article first: The Basic Parts Of A Computer & How To Upgrade Them [Technology Explained]

  • Monitor
    Keep it as a backup, set up a dual screen if your graphics card supports it, or hook it up to your laptop for a better screen.
  • Cables and External Devices
    Keep one set of everything as a backup. Nobody wants a used mouse or keyboard anyways.
  • Hard Drive
    Put it into a USB case and use as an external hard drive, hook up internally to your new computer, or wipe it clean before you give it away.
  • RAM
    If your old RAM is compatible with your new computer’s motherboard, you may as well use it. However, never mix different RAM modules. Read the answers to this MakeUseOf Answers questions for some leads: How can I upgrade my RAM and hard drive?
  • Power Supply Unit
    An often searched for replacement part.
  • Motherboard & CPU
    You won’t need that with your new computer. But someone else may use it as a replacement.

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  • CD / DVD drive
  • Card Reader
  • Floppy drive
  • Graphics Card
  • Sound Card

Try to sell the parts you can’t use yourself on eBay, and give away leftovers via your local FreeCycle.

5. Re-Use Entire Computer

This may be the most important point! Maybe you can actually still use your old computer. So check out the possibilities before you submit it to the trash.

If your old computer is still running, it can serve many purposes. If it can connect to the internet, you could donate the CPU time. Your could also give it to someone who needs it or turn it into an entertainment center. These and many more ideas are summarized in my article Top 10 Cool Uses For Old Computers And Laptops. Finally, if your machine is really old, maybe the local tech museum is interested in it.

Can you think of any more uses of old computers or parts or alternatives for disposing of old computers? Please share your thoughts in the comments.

Image credits: speedy2, forwardcom, drizzleVyolett

(By) Tina has been writing for MakeUseOf since late 2007.

Very interesting tips on backing up and a reminder of security tips for cleaning old computer items before recycling or disposing of them.

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Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:25:13 -0700 Interesting Fact About Ebay http://www.noblejoker.com/interesting-fact-about-ebay http://www.noblejoker.com/interesting-fact-about-ebay
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Very interesting

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